Okay, nobody reading this lives in Memphis, or knows Memphians (to my knowledge), but some of you might be amused or intrigued by this, so I think I'm safe in giving away this seekrit bit of information:
Every year the local alternative weekly picks a handful of folks that they label "Memphis Hotties."
If you check the bottom of the linked article from last year, you'll notice a certain familiar blue crab avatar and a jokey comment lamenting being passed over.
This year, I will not be able to make that comment. Official announcement once I can link to this year's article, which should be a week from now.